If you want someone
who will bring you the paper without first tearing it apart to
remove the sports section
Buy a dog.
If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself simply
over the joy of seeing you
Buy a dog.
If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of
him and never says its not quite as good as his mother made it
Buy a dog.
If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for
as long and wherever you want
Buy a dog.
If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't
give a damn about football, and can sit next to you as you watch
romantic movies
Buy a dog.
If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just
to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores
Buy a dog.
If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't
care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who
acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening
to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually
Buy a dog.
But, on the other hand, If you want someone who will never come
when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves
hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night
and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire
existence is solely to ensure his happiness.
Then my friend, Buy a cat!

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